You know what I really hate? When I need a damn drink stat and I can’t figure out where the nearest live happy hour is. YOU: Danielle, just go get a drink somewhere. ME: Please. Like I’m really about to pay full price! Cheaper…
Caution: When using these pick up lines, I make no guarantees your date’s sense of humor will be as punderful as mine. …
While you sip on tequila and listen to loud catchy music at this happy hour, make sure you take look around. Look up at the artistic luchador paintings, left at the odd acrylic lamp, right at the jukebox and around at the old cartoon…
“Three words. WINE. ON. TAP.” NOW I have your attention.…
Think you’re too cool for school? Think again. Public School is the place where grownups go to play.…